londongrimshaw:

[falls in the shower] parkour

jethrocane:

sexioto:

so i was looking at lipstick and there were some interesting colors

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yes maybelline

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idk why you’d need this color but ok i guess

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lol me 2 

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is this the color of chilli though

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ok what

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?????

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????????

thelilnan:

i don’t care this joke was fucking handed to me I DON’T CARE

thelilnan:

i don’t care this joke was fucking handed to me I DON’T CARE

mlssfortune:

it’s a metaphor 

mlssfortune:

it’s a metaphor 

tentacletherapissed:

hohoholdthefuckupson:

silenthill:

*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*

see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it

See, I never jacked it, only put in in the middle of my hand. It can turn me gay but I’m not giving it the power to. A metaphor.

what is going on today i missed the memo im so confused and frightend help m

jensenbatckles:

graphic-mortality:

This is why, ladies and gentlemen, we should all invest in church camp.

if i ever neglect to reblog this assume i’m dead

mecksickan:

So you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift?

mecksickan:

So you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift?

fictionvssleep:

Attack on Tittan: Episode 1

crofethr:

sensualspectrum:

Monarch Dress by Luly Yang

if I saw somebody wearing this I think I would just stop and stare

colorful | playful | sensualspectrum